Sorry Mimi

While riding in the car, discussing whether Elsa is "real" or not:

CHF: If she's real and is at Disney, if we go again she'd better show me her powers (ominous, threatening ton).
ASF: She IS real. She is a real woman.
CHF: She's not a woman (scornful).
ASF: YES SHE IS.
CHF: Womans are old.
Me: Well, I am a woman. Am I old?
CHF: No, you're just mom. [Not sure this is better actually.] Womans are 100 years old...Like Mimi.

Ahahahahahahahaha